|
 | | Game | Inns | NO | Runs | Avge | HS | 100s | 50s | Wkts | Avge | BB | 5wi | | 2008/9 | 1 | 1 | - | 2 | 2.0 | 2 | - | - | 1 | 1.0 | 1/1 | - | | Career | 57 | 65 | 7 | 583 | 10.0 | 49* | - | - | 30 | 20.7 | 4/19 | - | Nickname(s): Freight Train Years at Reds: Eight Other clubs played at: Blackburn, Mt Waverley Bat: RH Middle order Bowl: Right arm (express) Preferred fielding spot: Gully Your most memorable cricketing feat: Making a 50 after being hit in the head and having concussion. I can't remember much about it but it was in the scorebook Most admired Reds cricketer: Dave Rogerson, because playing with huge testicles is incredibly dangerous and difficult. He actually has to wear a specially made box. Most admired non-Reds Mercantile cricketer: I only admire Reds cricketers. No one else stacks up Most admired international cricketer: Inzaman Ul Haq. He proved you could be a big unit and play internationally. I love him Funniest Reds moment: Watching Funky Miller hit a ball to the boundary and Johnno cheering loudly; right up until the ball hit his brand new Holden Astra and left a big dent. Best sledge heard/given/experienced: To a batsman, by me, whilst wicket-keeping: "Gosh you've got a nice arse, want to go out later and let me fondle it" Political views in five words or less: Vote Labor, don't like Hippies Six people you would invite to dinner: Dave Rogerson, The Comic Book guy (Simpsons), Stewie Griffin (Family Guy), Shaggy (Scooby Doo), Space Ghost, Beavis (not Butthead). All are animated and not real, but funny as. Six people you'd never invite to dinner: Alec Kahn, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Gengis Khan, because they are all deceased tyrants Favourite Youtube video: Saturday Night Live cork-soaking sketch |